Way to Go, Chief!
A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this
Officer: The car is stolen?
Officer: There's a gun in the glove
Officer: There's a BODY in the
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Captain: Whose car is this?
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box
so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I
was told you said there's a body in it.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer
who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had
a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
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